Alan “Crash” LaRue is a former librarian from a suburb on Boston’s South Shore dragged from his simple, quiet life by legendary journalist and world-renowned madman Ken Socrates to enlist him in the ongoing quest for The Story. Together, echoing the distant memories of the legendary KSWNO, they ride ever onward, conductors of an insane orchestra playing music that no one wants to listen to.

But everybody needs to hear.